You Smell Like Drama And A Headache

You Smell Like Drama And A Headache

$7.00
$7.00
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You Smell Like Drama And A Headache
  • You Smell Like Drama And A Headache
  • You Smell Like Drama And A Headache
  • You Smell Like Drama And A Headache
  • You Smell Like Drama And A Headache
You Smell Like Drama And A Headache

You Smell Like Drama And A Headache

$7.00
$7.00

Pre-order now — ships August 1, 2025!

A diagnosis, not an insult. Clear, olfactory-based, and surprisingly accurate. This sign functions as both a warning system and a beautifully worded 'not today.'
HOW TO DISPLAY

Take the sign and hook out of the package, press the peg of the hook into the hole in the back of the sign.  Twist the hook "up" to hang on a bottle, or "down" to act as a stand for display.
Dimensions

Each Wine SIgn is 3"H x 4"W x 5/16"D, not including hook.
MATERIALS

Wine Signs are made of MDF with a high quality UV print and a matte finish. The hook is durable ABS plastic.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS

It's best to display your Wine Sign on a dry surface so the wood doesn't get wet.  Front and back surfaces can be wiped clean with a mild detergent, then dried.
Shipping

We aim to ship within 48 hours of receiving your order, and will use the best carrier for your region unless otherwise requested.
Return policy

Product can be returned for breakage or manufacturing defects.  Please contact us for returns.

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